Words and Phrases I Cannot Condone or How Not to Turn a Phrase

Use with EXTREME CAUTION

(or in some* cases, not at all)

!!!*

set him or her free

ambiance

eternity

dark circles around the eyes

recesses of memory*

stubborn understanding*

cosmos

cold and lonely

battle death transpired*

and so on soul

melting pot ceaseless rhythms*

nothingness tranquil depression*

universe devoid of meaning*

soothing tones

emptiness consciousness

bleeding heart tragedy

puddles, rivers, _____(bodies of water) of tears or tears*

oppression*

rebellious wisp

shadows

so it came to pass

silent cry

once upon a time

imagination wondered*

she woke up from the dream in the air

his throbbing manhood*

dusty / faded memories*

protrude, protruding, protruded

fire crackling

any form of the word dark

burning passion

tunnel of white light*

lingering

white light or other forms of light

universe

anon and anything related to Shakespearean English*

small sportscar*

effervescent*

screech of tires or animals

silence horns blaring

puffy / cotton clouds*

trains whistling

tender lips

nameless

moist

faceless

rays of sun or sunlight

drone

four walls

crying to the moon*

hearty laugh

mean streets

man in the moon

delicate

lost innocence*

fragile smile

oblivion *

bowl full of jelly

one more night

existence

disheveled

psychedelic swirls of color*

impenetrable painful truth/ realization

utterance

kiss

their final goodbye*

ecstasy

star specked skies

the never ending *

baby blue eyes

myths of grandeur*

depths of *

echoed through agony

raging / rage turmoil

tides rush in*

wrenching

fate / foretold

angelic features

surge of bravery*

golden hair

illumination

wrinkled skin

visions

deathly pale

her legs brush between mine*

spirit

pound the pavement

insatiable appetite

heartbeat

fall into

loins

despair

meet his maker

cheap wine

this abortion we call life* (except for Leslie)

orbs (with relation to anatomy)*

like (outside of simile)

pretty weird

The fact of the matter is

dead mule*

bare feet on the cabin floor*

War of Northern Aggression*

cavernous silence *

her face collapsed*

art-damaged

quivering

sonic negation

diaphanous

porcelain skin